Her problem is just that he inner beauty is just as ugly as her physical beauty
after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
I knew we were gonna fuck after she told me she's seen that Porno before
Theres a disney princess moonbounce on karen st. and I'm drinking beer at a little league field. this might end with me in jail.
I need a $60 an hour job, because I have a $50 an hour drinking habit.
Apparently, I woke him up at 4AM, and yelled "you're mad because we don't have sex," while grabbing his dick. Then immediately fell back asleep, dick in hand.
Were not alcoholics, were just impatient for fridays
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
Someone's vagina was extra sandy cause the left side of my bed feels like the beach.
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Do you think in an oreo forest they would have rivers of milk?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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