oh god the rape fog is back!
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
i finally understand why guys leave in the middle of the night.......they got it right
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
knew i was gonna lose at a shoe or be bleeding at some point. and both happened within 20 mins.
Aaaand my life has been reduced to whether I can reach to flush my puke down the toilet using my foot. The answer is yes.
I was masturbating in my bed this morning when my ipod alarm went off and it started playing "show me the meaning of being lonely"
Doing the walk of shame and bringing my dad a newspaper en route. Favourite daughter status confirmed.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
I was just laughing and almost crying after I orgasmed, and then almost crying because I was laughing so hard. That's new.
Does he think you're psycho?
Officially...... yes.
Just broke into a house and crawled through a window. Upside: getting laid.
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
On a scale of 0 to Thanksgiving, there is no amount of food that fights against tequila.
She then told me, and I quote "I want to send you nudes just to see how you'd react."
Randomize
