We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
she handed me her phone while she blew me and told me to text her bf that she was at the store
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
Hey I came back and we made joints with the breathalyzers the cops left last night.
idk man, i just want to be a bad influence for future generations
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Easter bunny might get some gnarly munches and not even have enought candy left to hand out
I just did a shot of Jameson and two shots of cuervo. Note: this is the moment things went down hill
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
Ever find a porn video so groundbreaking you mentally cancel all your Dick Appointments for the week?
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