He belongs with you like a mcdonalds playground belongs in Chernobyl
My mom make sausages for dinner...and all I could think of was your dog's penis..
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
A kind stripper put a blanket over me last night
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
Wat day did I have sex in my sleep? I just made a Dr appt for Friday and I want to talk to her about it
Sushi was just eaten off my naked body. I feel like I can die in peace now.
You were trust falling into bushes
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
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