got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
So thats when I found out ur supposed to put the penut butter on your balls not your dogs balls, feels alot better
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
the easter KEGG...out of a drunken typo there arose a new and spectacular holiday tradition
Just saw the guy with the plastic bag on his head riding his bike again...
You were face down in the punch bowl, humming the theme to jaws
That explains the stains on my shirt
My puffy vagina and I are on the way to the doctor to see what your mutant penis did to us THANKS A LOT
Like, she can be the shepard of the gays. Delivering him unto homosexuality.
Gave up on finding an ashtray.... just started flicking it in my purse.
Just set myself on fire a little bit. Made me think of you.
Shower wine is way better than shower beer.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
Randomize
