She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
Lesson learned. Never get fingered on an airplane.
pregamed for the floor meeting. so stoned. i keep thinking my RA is shrinking.
Dan marino should def buy this ambulance. But not this one. I'm gonna fuck this ambulance up
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
I am making pancakes and watching Spongebob Squarepants. My life is a waste of youth.
Put down the bong. Turn off Hey Arnold. Stop calling me football head.
I love you football head
Oh. My. God. Dad smoked a bowl. He's been playing cards...I just told a story and when I was done, he got really close to my face and very seriously asked me if he had cheese in his beard. I'm about to die.
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
Sheila knows I only go down on her on Bastille Day. Valentine's Day we get high and watch The Neverending Story. THE SYSTEM WORKS.
Molly I still can't believe u puked in that guys hands and still got laid
I couldn't figure out what was more important, finishing the shot or putting out the fire on my leg.
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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