Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
he came up my nose again i swear he does this just to piss me off
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
Someone said we're out of ice. You collapsed on the spot and started sobbing, saying 'but where will all the polar bears live". That drunk.
I've developed breathing exercises to keep myself from puking..
What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
We need to put it on a rope attached to the bong, so it can't be dropped. Apparently, you need a stem safety leash.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
I flashed a party boat full of Asians yesterday, didn't I?
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
If making out with three guys at once at a Kesha concert while simultaneously smearing glitter all over yourself doesn't convince her you're gay, nothing will
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Why do I feel so obligated to masterbate just because I’m single and it’s valentines Day...
My life is far to together for someone who's such a hot mess inside
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