Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Have you ever had champagne poured on you during sex? It was like a rap video
I hope you fall in a pool of honey in an immensely populated region of bears.
omg my older sister has been googling "how do I know if I've had an orgasm?" and "bj tips". the family laptop is not meant for this...
then you put baby powder on the bottom of your feet and walked to your room so "ladies would follow the footprints"
I'm not trying to go crazy tonight either. I just want to go out, have a few drinks, meet up with my ex-boyfriend and get fingered or something.
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
In an m&m suit playing manhunt drunk. And you thought you werent guna have a good time
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
I have to masturbate tonight while watching every Paul Walker movie ever made. It's what he would have wanted. RIP Paul.
Wait, but now I'm curious. In what position were y'all when the cops came? Were you guys butt ass naked in the car? 😂😂
I mean, I want you to have freaky orgasmic fun to entertain me, but I don’t want you to risk HIV or car crashes
Randomize
