Gfs sis is in town. Its awkwardly obv that we want to fuck each other.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
Her boobs are too amazing to be looking at my dick. I'm even ashamed.
I was just counting ceiling tiles when he ate me out, it was that bad.
The best part is that he made someone stop their workout to take pictures of him, specifically so he could put them on facebook. That is an unparalleled level of douchebaggery.
That's what you get for drunk dialing me to ask what kind of flowers I like while outside of a strip club, after telling me you "made it rain"
Still losing my voice, so I am trying to get it back through drugs. Welcome to my Monday logic.
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Do me a favor and scream dirty things at him in a polite sexy, come hither way
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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