You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
me and my mom are sitting in the bank parking lot drying my beer soaked check with the heat... the whole car smells like heinekin and I'm trying to convince her I don't need a.a.
It's been two days. My balls feel like watermelons.
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
Nothing says summer like lemonaid, but nothing says fuck yeah summer like lemonaid and vodkavodka
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
7% of guys ive been with can get me off... I did the math!
logically I know i should probably study somewhere outside my dorm room, but if I do that then I cant drink and smoke half as much while i study
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