Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
My vagina makes bad decisions like its her job
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
Then she yelled something like "YOU HAVE SO MANY FORKS!" before collapsing on the floor
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You know you need to hit the gym when you're not strong enough to get the cork outta the wine bottle. And you know you're a drunk when that's the only motivation to do exercises
God and karma are having a fucking field day with my body today.
I just don't remember. It's like I went to bed on July 3rd.. and woke up on the 5th. Nothing.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
tried to suck my ex boyfriends dick last night at a bar... Happy homecoming from me to you
You gotta own your makeout pics Matt. They're like badges of honor
don't take offense to this but at the strip club tonight I legit believed one girl was you. almost hopped on stage and freaked out at you. you're a beauty.
My brain is like a TV with 10 channels, 9 of them are static and the other one just plays that one Nagito Komaeda edit on loop 24/7
Randomize
