some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
I dunno... she just cried a lot and I kept sighing.
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Its your turn to fuck our RA next time she threatens us with an underage.
2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I've got the dick your vagina needs, but not the one it deserves right now.
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
Its only once in a life time you get to pick your vcard swiper up from jail
I woke up next to him with nothing on and my thong around his neck. I just put my clothes on and left, but he still has my thong.
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