Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Tell mom and/or dad that I am going to be home late. I am really blazed. Don't tell them that part, though.
just put cider in my bong. gotta love fall
I seriously fake cumming more than i poop.
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
in case you were wondering, even a BJ under a blanket on the back of a bus only lifts a 14-hour bus ride to borderline tolerable.
It's like hey here is one penis enjoy nothing but that for the rest of your life
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
It's a toss up. They'll either laugh and watch you drunkenly fuck on the beach or they'll throw you deep in Mexican jail.
tell her i changed her phone's unlock password to be the length of my fully erect penis in centimeters. I'll be in my room for the next two hours.
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
her fuck buddy was butt ass naked in our kitchen making waffles but they tasted so bomb
Regardless I WANT TO BE YOUR SEX DISPENSARY. that is like the career I was born for.
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