Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Crosby and Malkin: Two girls, one cup.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
all you kept saying from the spare room was "can you bring me a puke bowl...and the cat"
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
Ive seen him cuddling a giant inflatable seahorse. Nothing could be creepier than that.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
I may have just poured a honey apple beer onto a dried apple slice to rehydrate it. This is my day.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
SCUSE ME I KNOW YOU DIDNT DO THAT MUCH COKE IN 10 MINUTES
unless you want this visit to have a different tone... more romantic, less molly in a hotel room
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