ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
do you think he would believe thats it not really my period, and that i ate a lot of licorice?
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
I swear, its like my old fuck buddies have a 6th sense for when I'm going to be daydrunk. Then they start texting me. And then I start sexting them
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
Some guy just drank alcohol from me shoe..I think he's had enough..
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
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