Do they make some cleansing product for your soul? Like mouthwash that makes you not a skank? Or is that what religions for?
Eh, i think it's called sobriety. But its not fun.
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I spit up blood this morning
That's vegas.
Just ordered an appetizer sampler to distract the fat chicks so we can escape
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
he's home with a concussion now...but apparently i'm still the highlight of his freshman year
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
After you puked in the bathtub you claimed you were never eating quesadillas again and you never even ate a quesadilla
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I think I found my saving grace in the form of a beard at the bar.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
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