This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
WHY CAN'T YOU EVER SHIT LIKE A NORMAL PERSON, JESSE.
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
I think my plan to not drink this week was just ruined by my mothers discovery of the chat function on facebook
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
he told me he's been faithful to his girlfriend and is gonna try to stay that way. challenge accepted.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
What kind of gift says "I'm sorry you accidentally stuck your hands in my puke (even though you should know better by now)"?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
He was basically a horny puppy - following me around all night and kept sticking his hand down my pants.
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
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