Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
As my groomsman, I expect you to learn the Thriller dance with me before next September.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
We are going out Saturday. Oh and we might also be jousting on bikes.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Just shook hands with the bud light truck driver, thanked him for his service to our country
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
I thought about mashed potatoes the whole way home
Baked goods and tits. Hard to go wrong there.
She's just a lonely cunt and i hope she stays that way for the rest of her fucking life.
This seems like an over reaction to someone eating your fries.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
Randomize
