I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
we were all standing in the kitchen taking shots and we look over at you and your face is in the plate of spaghetti you were eating.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
I just let my hand run under cold water for five minutes. I couldn't stop staring at it and the only things I could think about were how amazing it felt, how cool water was, and what a wonderful world it is that we live in. Reasons why I don't smoke...
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
Imagine getting smashed in the dick by a basketball. A basketball made of metal. With spikes. That's pretty much what his dick looked like.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
Then, right before he came he said "I want to buy you so many things!" What the fuck?!
Yeah I mean once a gun is being waved around, its probably a good time to leave the party
But the music was sooo good
I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
in the midst of studying i picked up my capsule full of untouched weed, popped it open, and whispered "soon" into it. midterms man
Dude of course I want to. Your penis is beautiful.
Never joke about your clitoris.
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
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