Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
Just printed out my Plan B coupon at the library. Saving my own printer ink and paper as well as 10 dollars towards not being knocked up.
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
How many times can I tell him I wasnt expecting sex before he realizes I'm just too lazy to shave all the time?
They thought "watering it down" meant adding more vodka
it's 2:30 on a sunday and I just won a wine chugging contest. I'm never graduating.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
High school girls are buying me shots. This will not end well.
She told me she's dating him because his apartment is a block from Taco Bell. I don't know how she's not fat.
Dude he did say "let's go cougar hunting" and you KNEW your mom was going out last night...so it's kind of your own fault for not coming
Trying to figure out if the guy I'm with right now is the same guy I met spring break
Oh duude it is the guy from spring break! Awk.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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