Well if yoir are still awake and secided to drink... You may aswell drink
That text needs to switch to water.
if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
just found preset five on the shower head...pretty sure my pussy just had a panic attack
How do I tell my child he was conceived on a barstool in South Alabama?
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
She was bending and I said "finally, about time". Wrong, she was tying her shoe. No blowjobs for me.
They put paint on their hands and tried to see how many times they could touch me before I woke up.
Judging by this purple one they got to second base.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
IM TRYING TO SAY GOODNIGHT STOP FOR LIKE FIVE SECONDS WITH THE DICK SUCKING
I feel like you can't break up with someone on 420. It's against stoner code
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
My autobiography will be 500 pages of the words "I probably should've thought this through" typed over and over.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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