dude just tell them you don't wear clothes. they'll understand
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
and i do it all in one night. I'm like santa but a whore.
and on the fourth day, god made foam parties.
I swear to God, I just heard my guardian angel tell us to stop. I think we should listen.
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
constantly striving to make life awkward and more complicated, one drunk bone at a time.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
You shouldn't have to. I think you should bust into work like "pay homage to my magical vagina!"
if I start to respond to these political texts with a middle finger emoji - do you think they will get the hint?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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