I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
so, I mean this in the straightest way possible, but don't you ever just feel like you owe Jon Stewart a blowjob...
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I found out Naomi Campbell and I have the same birthday and I feel like that explains so much
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Right now I'm drinking out of a gallon water jug & eating a baconator. If you're feeling down, just remember you could be me.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
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