dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
There is a new fb quiz: "are you at ypical woman, future ex or from crazy town" - should i take it?
Aren't all three of those the same though?
dude you just took shreks wife home. what the fuck is wrong with you
when a bears hungry he eats besides shes got her nipples pierced
what kind of morning-after breakfast implies 'thanks for the sex, but i'm not gonna call you ever again'?
I feel like people whose favorite movie is Donnie Darko should not be allowed to talk. Ever.
You told him your wedding ring was part of your costume. not okay!!
He walked in, tore open the drawer, pulled out a condom, and slammed it shut. He was that ready.
First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Ok, maybe I don't want to know what happened last night... But somehow I guess I moved the oven.
first one here with a pint of chicken lo mein, aspirin, and diet green tea ginger ale, gets a full effort bj the day after tomorrow.
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Babe if there was a way to give a back rub and head at the same time that's what I would ask for my birthday, Christmas and of course right now. Please think about how and get back to me.
it looks like a nuclear can of fuck blew up in here
Randomize
