What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
his dick is like his red hair, amazing but useless
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
We had sex in front of Notre Dame Cathedral, but I lost my wallet. God giveth and God taketh away.
not to be a dick but do you remember the names of all your friends i made out with after we broke up?
Well no need to be a stranger, even if you aren't interested in joining my bisexual polygamist marriage. New city, new friends.
A giant panda just asked me for a cigarette and said "man pandas gotta smoke too." There is something wrong with this place.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Also I know you probably did not understand anything I said on the phone last night but thank you for pretending.
I almost stopped mid bj to let him know I appreciated his balls being nice to look at/have my face near. But I didn't know if that would ruin, or improve the moment.
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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