so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
i dont even feel safe using a push mower...that hungover
If we could never, ever tell mike i pissed in his closet, that would be really really great
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. �Hello 29...
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
Is it a good time to tell him he's getting too clingy if he sent me a picture of my name spelled with Cheerios?
So I craigslisted sugar daddies and I'm pretty sure I found us one if you can pretend to be asian.
It was like an ecstasy filled massage for my vagina.
That's the best compliment I have ever received.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
The owner was showing me around and pointed at one of the bars and said "this is the one you're allowed to dance on. I could tell you wanted to ask." DREAM JOB.
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
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