my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I need to get the stench of sex and broken dreams out of my room
Do you remember using the heel of your shoe as a shish kabob stick? You offered me some chicken, but I declined.
Watching water boil has never been so amazing. I love wake-and-bakes.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
we should probably just go check in at the police station right now
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Have you ever realized how cool bread is? Like so many things taste good on it. Like its crazy to think that peanut butter and turkey can both taste good on the same thing.
he keeps various drugs in his kitchen cupboard like groceries. that is my new life goal as an adult.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
I fear our relationship is coming to an end. Last night I felt the need to bloody apologise for waking him up with a blow job.
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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