normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
She says ass holes are for stuffing, the verb, not stuffing, the noun.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
At what point should i just give my brother a break and stop sleeping with his friends?
Someone tried to flush pizza down the toilet. Well, at least tried to
Remember that time we got drunk tomorrow
We dropped so many bottles they would only give us plastic cups. We actually drank ourselves back to preschool.
Tell him "come over but don't bring a flaccid dick"
Wear something tight
I'm in your room because it's a safe space. Is it ok to pee in here?
I puked and rallied in front of a cop...and then waved at him....
SCOTCH AND CIGARS AT THE TITTY BAR. YOU ARE COMING WITH US.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
Two of the boys I banged while living in that house are about to move into it hahhaaha
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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