He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
Just had to throw up on the floor of my car during traffic on the way to work. Car next to me saw both times. Found the downside to having a job right after graduation.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
Well I woke up at my house so that's a plus. But I'm pretty sure I peed on my sofa because I woke up in the pee position.
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
You know you've been on Tinder too long when you're the guy cropped out of the profile pic. Of a woman you're still seeing...
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
As of right now, my vibrator and a bag of snickers share the same drawer
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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