so I'm never txting u again after today...
y?
cuz i don't wanna see it on blogspot :)
ha...too late
Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
So I answered the door in my underwear expecting my boyfriend. Instead I opened the door to Mormon missionaries. Do you think that was a sign from God?
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
hey..i found a takeout box with a half-eaten hamburger in it, the box said to text this number if found...
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
so in addition to the two guys I slept with last night, and the third that I turned down this morning, a fourth has appeared. best Valentine's Day ever.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
I'm gonna write a book entitled "when you give a cop a cookie..."
I don't even want to know.
EMERGENCY SUBJECT CHANGE. SHE DOESN'T KNOW.
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