just passed a tour group on my way home. the guide actually said: 'and THAT kids is whats known as the walk of shame'
Wow, being the totally hot and slutty looking 30 year old lady on the dance floor does NOT necessarily mean that she has skills in bed.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
hes trying to draw the periodic table on his chest with a sharpie. i'm not sure how thats going to help him on his chem final, but he keeps shouting "this is how the pros do it"
Looking at an apartment in Houston. It's right beside my favorite bar and the zoo. Best or worst decision?
It's just one of those days where I'm too horny to function, to be perfectly honest.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
Yep if he's taking selfies he's probably on drugs again.
I partied with a deaf mute last night. strangely enough the more drunk I get the easier it is to understand him.
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Life lesson... stop having side pieces that know each other...ffs.
Is it okay to get drunk at a baby shower? ....asking for a friend
According to my bank account I spent a penny some where
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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