drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
three guys just busted into my bio lecture, yelled "happy st. patrick's day!", downed jagerbombs, and left.
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
Currently sitting in the movie theatre bathroom while she gives him a blowjob in the parking lot. Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
I think she tried to suffocate me with her tits...she almost succeeded.
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
I just want a relatively mentally stable guy with tattoos and facial hair that loves Captain America as much as I do and will fuck me the way I deserve to be fucked, is that too much to ask for?
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
ATTENTION: just found out of have strep. if we have had sex in the past week, might wanna go to the doctor. if you plan to have sex with me in the next 20 days go buy some condoms. stupid antibiotics.
Look. All I'm saying is that if the USWNT can win a shit ton of medals and have two gay love stories with happy endings, there's still hope in this world
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