Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
I love how all the girls on the plan b commercial wake up alone.. Like me
Just crossed the line with my beat friends girl twinsie. Didn't realize tillz afta how much the look alike and an thougholy creeped out. Thanks ciroc
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
Chelsea handler, $19 million - Forbes women top 100. Seriously she shaped her career around her love of vodka. HERO.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
As my straight cousin I need you to answer a question. Are the Astros a baseball team, and if so, are they good? This is flirting related and time-sensitive.
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize
