Billy Mays is dead too!
Somewhat annoying American icons better be watching their backs
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
You don't know how badly I want to just hold you as a soup spoon holds a bisque
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
HELP! How do I get paint off the dog?
just woke up on a lounge chair wearing a durag and holding burrito wrappers in my hands
If I wear a tail on Halloween, how am I supposed to grind? Maybe I will just wear devil horns
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Hahaha wearing a fake moustache in public was the best idea i ever had
Drunk. Send nudes. Just curious.
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