it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
kicked my backpack and turned on my vibrator in the middle of class. success.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
Have you been tested recently?
Well I got my shots when I was a baby so I think I'm immune
I left my Thanksgiving family dinner puking in my hands from the worst hangover in the world
Hey on the reals though tomorrow if i take you out to lunch as just a friend will you also suck my cock as just a friend?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Jesus these cramps...it's like every potential fetus I swallowed last night is personally punching me in the uterus
Favorite thing said to me in 2012: It's like you have two tongues!
Were you keeping a list?
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
Trying to roll joints on a seadoo in the middle of a lake on a windy night. -Juststonerthings
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