I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
his internet history is a lot of porn, how to make a hovercraft and side-effects of jacking off too much
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
btw found the cat. he didn't appreciate the toilet bath.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Just had a brita power hour to try to counter act all the wine i chugged last night.....fucking franzia
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
I mean seriously...It's like the universe is saying "your vagina is closed, move along"
If me saying "come f***k me now" is talking, then yes.
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