This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Quoting wale wont save you from herpes
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
And he tried to make it as casual as possible by asking where i was going on vacation while he was poundin me.
I'm sorry I put you in the washing machine. I honestly thought you would fit.
Smoked all day yesterday and even more today. Just survived high dinner with mom and sister. Thought I might eat the whole table
I took 36 pictures of my lava lamp. your weed wins.
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Sometimes I'm jealous of turtles because they can just go to their homes whenever they want by putting their heads in their bodies.
How high are you?
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I rocked his world in the back of my car in an overly-lit, heavily trafficked parking lot. Middle age is amazing!
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
Our sex is like an episode of "The Simpsons." Picture Homer choking Bart, and that's pretty much what we're into.
How high are you rn
Well I just ate a cheesecake straight from the box with a fork and now I’m laying upside down in a recliner chair seeing if I can Uber eats Doritos
So not that high
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