I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just walked by a guy on campus YELLING 'Im still hammered'
you gave the police officer your chanel wallet and said 'just keep it the i.d. is fake too'.
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
I guess she thought her walk of shame would be more dignified if she stole my dog
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
did you see me getting spanked by that lady cop who was a guy?
He got me a cake that said " Congratulations on the dick "
I took did three shots of fireball and did and handstand. When I stood up some busty slut lead me my the hand down the hall into her dorm room.
But I'm sure your having and "a monumentally better time" repeating the 12th grade
you know you're a stoner girl when you get a callus from your grinder
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
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