Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Is it proper Ass-Fingering-Etiquette to tell her u felt her poop or just pretend it didn't happen?
Just got kicked in the balls by a girl in tap shoes. Fuck EVERYTHING
he laminated a picture of his dick.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Normal vaginal pH: 3.8 to 4.5. Of course it tastes like a 9-volt. I could run a potato clock on that thing.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
I know more about this girls vagina than I know about her personality
If I get there and all he has for my big valentines surprise is his body, I'm dumping his ass and posting his dirty pictures on a porn site so people can laugh at him.
mom had to come pick me up from the hotel. I crawled to her car. She told me the entire way home if I puked in it I was going to lick it up. Like high school all over again...
MY WHOLE FAMLY IS TALKING ABOUT MY BUTT
WAIT I'M COMING I WANT TO TALK ABOUT IT TOO
WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
They made me leave the maternity ward, how do I get back in?
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