Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Just witnessed a walk of shame by a guy in a half gorilla suit. It's going to be a good day.
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
The plus side of face planted at the tailgate was that no one could see my nipples hanging out.
Uh, do you remember who's thong is in my tree?
Unless you consider jello shots food the answer is no there is no dinner here. When u get food get more wine too tired of you coming over drinking all my booze and destroying my vagina
Neil John just started open mouth kissing everyone to make sure they are safe.
Neither of us have work tomorrow and we live w/n walking distance. This is your official Sandy booty call. Come rock me like a hurricane.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I wish I could have seen the drive thru woman's face after " May I please have 20 Mcflurrys.....and a large diet coke, I'm trying to watch my weight for bikini season."
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
What's dad's email?
[email protected]
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