Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
One of us needs to be functional tomorrow and it won't be me. I'm drinking liquor out of a fishbowl.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
its kind of scaring me that i am turned on by tom cruise in rock of ages
Wanna hang out? my DILF had to dip out for his sons little league game
Oh you know, sitting here in my bathing suit watching antiques road show and petting the cat. Just the usual
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Ah well. Drinking wouldn't be drinking without mystery bruises
Agreed.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Randomize
