No stitches, just platelets and will power
anyone who says 'i love you' and then followed by 'im going to call the cops if you touch me' doesnt really mean the first part fyi
went to library to start paper due tomorrow & took those orange addys u gave. now realizing they were ur xanax. completely fucked and going to fail, but calmly at peace with the situation.
i woke up next to the toilet with a chipped tooth, somebody elses shirt on, and a random guys id in my pocket
I'm at a free clinic. Feel like I should cough or sneeze so it's not blatantly obvious I'm getting checked for STI's.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
I HAVEN'T FUCKED ANYONE IN FOREVER AND A HALF I DON'T DESERVE TO BE A TRASHY BLONDE
Then that is decided. Fuck away my little bunny rabbit.
I started a USA chant at the bar last night for no reason, other than being plastered. Within 15 seconds, I was standing on a table and the whole bar was chanting but nobody knew why.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I'm never going out with the ashleys again. it was whoreible. terrifyingly whoreible.
Who loses their virginity to fucking Flo Rida
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
His face will be in my vagina later so I'm willing to forgive.
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