Um, that's called prostitution
Not if I leave it on the nightstand, then it's called cab money
someone, somewhere in austin has to have a muppet
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
This is worse that I thought. He's playing violin for me.
i want to get drunk and sing the national anthem on your roof again please.
and if my full six pack comes in by Halloween there is no stopping the man slut costume. I have no shame
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
1st rule of birth control pills: do not stop taking birth control pills. 2nd rule of birth control pills: do NOT STOP taking birth control pills.
I watched her follow him out of the bar, chase him around the corner and literally throat punch him. It was awesome.
I'm currently being signed up to be painted nude for a college art class. ah yes best high decision ever
I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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