so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Thats the last time I go out drinking with my Irish friends. Two shots of flaming sambucca = bar on fire. I was only trying to high five the barman.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I've just stalked all the hot guys who have clicked "attending". I now know which guys are "yes", "maybe" and "no". I only hope my drunk self remembers.
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
Seriously! We need to take her a thank you note or something. She puts up with the drugs and the extremely loud sex. She deserves a thank you card.
Dude. I might have just seen some porn i wasnt ready to see. The chicks were so old.
Listen it's no longer the walk of shame to class when ur leaving the frat house and the brothers ask "when are coming back home"
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
She touched my penis and started laughing. She did the same thing when she blew me.
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
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