How's tricks little girl?
Trix are for kids, old man.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Just cropdusted the office
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
Karaoke into a bottle of boones. dear summer in alabama, glad to see you again.
He kept saying 'your mouth is Amazing' even after I was on his dick.
Please check on her. She announced that Thursday she'd open herself to any veteran so as to thank them for their service. "my services for your service" and left the bar with three numbers.
I'm in this weird masturbatory haze making onion rings. If you want to come over we can eat these suckers and play TF2.
Why don't we hang out more often?
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
2 hours later, she made her cat watch the waterfall scene from Homeward Bound to teach her how good she has it here.
Note to self...boner negates all verbal agreements ...got it
I can now recognize that when my wine bottle reaches a certain point, I probably shouldn't tweet, text or call anyone. RESPONSIBILITY
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
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