8th day he invented the big mac, 9th he invented pop rocks, 10th day boobs.
I don't know what kind of drugs you were on last night but you kept trying to highlight my face because you said I was important
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
Please come and rip my uterus out before it does it itself
We invented this drinking game where you pick and random video and drink for every misspelled word in the youtube comments. It did not end well.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
You seemed underwhelmed by my smooth, smooth ass
That was when I yelled "Wisconsin powers activate!" and took off sprinting across the ice
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
I think I'm pregnant again.
or as we call it, thursday.
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
i woke up half naked on someone's pool lounge chair in a house that i don't know, with someone's phone number scrawled on my stomach. why do i hang out with you again??
You just listed two reasons.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
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