Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
homeboy just tried to sext with me at 8:30 in the morning while I was on a job interview...
so you did it...
obv...but still...it was inconsiderate.
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
I'm not sure which is more depressing, the fact that the hospital is making me put together a living will before surgery, or that all i'll be leaving behind is 25k in student loan debt
I'm trying to pinpoint the moment when "don't do anything I wouldn't do" became bad advise.
Fuck you come back. The old guy next to me is complementing me on my great choice of ring fingers,
Yeah we do. It needs to be like a good penis- long, substancial, and able to make people cry.
I think Jabba the Hut is dying in the stall next to me.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
He just pulled his sweatpants down and pissed in the middle of our garden
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
I can't dude. Last time I was there, I blew the bartender in the bathroom at last call.
Standing naked in my kitchen making nachos. I love my youth.
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