well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I thought we agreed I wasn't a screamer?
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
He gave her the shocker .. I didn't know people really did that.
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
I was topless in his bathroom sink taking bong rips , goodmorning . He told me he could get use to this
I'm crossing my legs while pooping. Taking a shit has never looked so proper.
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
Trustme, don't ever look up when you're giving road head. It's awkward.
One failed naked backward somersault off the bed and I realize - I either need to drink less or workout more. Perhaps both.
Never thought having a box of Cheerios could get me laid. My new lucky charm hello girl in 2B
dude the dog literally grabbed the condom out of the trash can and threw it in the air i'm screaming
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
As soon as you told us you were an ostrich with a big penis, we began to wonder what you were on and if you wanted to share.
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