so explain again why im purple
no
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
I woke with a ring of glitter around my dick.... I kinda don't want to wash it off
I'm proud of us, I'm cleaning up the place and I haven't found a single beer can that isn't empty.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
playing nyquil roulette. it entails taking shots of nyquil and hoping it doesnt kick in during sex or in public. game on.
You told me my blanket felt like ground beef.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
You don't understand. My ass is the color of eggplant.
The important thing is that she is gone, presumably back to the depths of hell from whence she came.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
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