So she couldn't stop dragging her teeth while she was blowing me.
Ahh dude, that fucking sucks, what'd you do about it?
Decided to drag my teeth while eating her out... She got the point.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I think her nose is broken... but I think she's just drunk enough to fall for the whole "sex releases endorphins, so it'll feel better" line.
i feel this outfit says i'm better than you, but i might give you a handjob behind a building
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
He texted me for drugs this time. Not sex. I dunno if I should be pleased it's not sex or disappointed that I come across as a druggie
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Awareness is good for change and all, but ignorance is bliss. I like bliss.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
So it's official...my sex life has improved since Pokemon came out...
the last thing i heard from her was "i wanna get fucked by a stranger" and i haven't seen her since
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